Nmelynasis suri's burn book blogs

I used to read it during slow days at work and try to silently laugh at my desk without looking like a lunatic. The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Suri was carrying pink bow backpack by kate spade nyc. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing.

These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suris burn book. The carters filed for trademarks on th e nam es rumi an d s ir, which is awkward because both of those are kind of infringing on my brand. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. This years installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Suri was wearing black doll dress with lace collar aw17 by bonpoint first seen on january 7th 2018 and superstar sneakers in whitepink by adidas. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. The guardian uk if you havent already, i implore you to head over to suris burn book, a tumblr account that. I liked waiting long periods between reads because a good binge. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a.

I updated the suris burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. See more ideas about celebrity kids, celebrities and katie holmes. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Suri cruise spotted walking home after a sporting event with katie. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. External image external imageexternal imageexternal image email suri at surisburnbook atgmaildotcom most popular. Just because you dont have a ferragamo handbag doesnt mean you can behave like a child.

The media culture surrounding celeb kids is horrible, but suris burn book doesnt create a valuable critique of that. Suris burn boo k retweeted kiernan shipka suris burn boo k. Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the guardian. Suri cruise spotted after school with her nanny in nyc on june 11th 2018.